Damn kids! ....Click here for LINK
I get to visit my daughter (4 years old) in Pensacola every once in a while (I wish more) and some of the thing she says is outstanding!
- "Daddy, babies come out of girls and not boys, cause that's what God made" - OK, simple enough.
- "Things are here because God made it" - again, simple enough
- While seeing an older lady in Target she asks - "You sure are short...how old are you?"
- While slapping me in the head she asks - "Did that hurt?" - I didn't want to say yes.
- While seeing the sunrise "Look! Iit's a sunset but it's coming up instead"
Sometimes I wish I could talk to my office supplies likes she talks to her dolls -
"You go here and you be the boss" and "You are the prince and you will do what she says"
Except I would say, "Hey pencil, you are a wife and this pen is your husband" Then I would pretend they were fighting and the pencil would whine and whine and the pen would finally give up and do whatever because the pencil knew she had the power of the eraser!
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