10 types of people that disrupt a normal person's way of life.
1. People who ignore instructions or rules. The fat guy upstairs that does nothing but talk outside the main door to the building while smoking in front of a sign that states NO SMOKING IN THIS AREA. I could go on and on about this.
2. Politicians. Liars who say or do anything that will get them rich or respected. If you don't know something just say so...if you did something wrong just say so.
3. Rednecks. I don’t care if you’re white, black, Hispanic….you can be a redneck. Why? Because you are the one who doesn’t take care of yourself within society. Take a bath! Brush your teeth. Stop littering! Redneck is a synonym of an incompetent person.
4. Bums. People who don't want to work and expect the rest of us to give them money.
5. Hypocrites. Ahh yes. Do as I say, not as I do. Take for instance a priest or rabbi who is a child molester.
6. Lawsuit Junkies. In 2003, Richard Schick sued his former employer, the Illinois Department of Public Aid. Schick sought $5 million plus $166,700 in back pay for sexual and disability discrimination. In fact, Shick was so stressed by this discrimination that he robbed a convenience store with a shotgun. A jury felt his pain and awarded him the money he was seeking. The decision was then reversed. Unfortunately, the $303,830 he was still awarded isn’t doing him much good during the ten years he’s serving for armed robbery.
7. News Media. Why can't they just report the news that is important to us. I really don't care which celebrity broke up with who. I don't care that Tom Cruise is a faggot. I don't care that Anna Nicole Smith is having a baby. What I do care about is if the economy is taking a dive, if there is a bad storm coming, if terrorists are coming. Just tell me about the important items that may have an effect on the well being of the human race, but don't guess about what is going to happen by asking "experts." An expert is anyway who at least farted in the direction of someone who actually knows something about the subject.
8. Illegal Aliens. If you want to come to this country and live in it, then do it legally. Stop sending money back to your country. Pay taxes and poop just like the rest of the citizens of the United States.
9. Mr. or Ms. Important. The world does not revolve around you. I have to wait in this line too, I am human too, why should you get special treatment. I think they should do away with programs that allow special access for those that attribute more money to the cause. Wake up and realize that there are other people sharing this earth with you. This is usually the person that complains to the people surrounding them and expects us to agree or feel his or her pain.
10. People Who Get Offended. Oh he said Mexican, she said fag. If something offends you that easy then move to the moon. I stick with the principle of sticks and stones may break my bones but words never hurt. You let them hurt. Why? Because you are insecure with yourself.
And just for the hell of it:
11. People Who Believe Everything They Read. You know who you are! Have a good day!
posted by AnotherGeek @ 3:09 PM
73 Comments:
How about Mr and Mrs. 'Think of the children'.
I'm sick of having to institute all sorts of rules, restrictions and senstivities in the name of kids.
I don't have kids so why should i have be limited by the fact that others have 'em?
haha. Douchebag.
11. Whiny people who make lists.
I hate people that don't know the meanings of the words they use. This comic strip can explain it for me.
Comic strip - Literally
You forgot the "righteous"
You are an idiot.
You sir are the 11th group of people. Self-reightious tools who think they have the solution to everything because everyone else is a prick. Surprise, you're one too.
This is possibly the worst article I've ever read. This site is a disgrace and signals the downfall of Fark.
11. passive aggressive people.
I am really wowed by the deep understanding you display of human nature. Can you please lead us to salvation?
12. insecure people who filtre comments.
I agree with your last point regarding sensitivity and name calling. However, I disagree with most of your other points you moronic fucking neanderthal.
11. Schmucks who think their opinions matter: like this tool.
he said mexican.
And I guess your a #5 yourself...
Lets see-
Your angry at self-important people who are better off than you (#9), yet, your angry at those who are less-well-off than you (#8) because somehow they're less of a person because they weren't born in the same country as you.
Your angry at Rules which give the #9 types special privelges, but then your angry at the #1 types who are angry and protest the rules themselves...
Sorry kid, get a little more internal consistency, and maybe people will take your rants a bit more seriously...
(Or keep posting laughing-stock quality garbage, that's definitely more amusing for the rest of us).
(and don't go pulling a #10 on me now).
"4. Bums. People who don't want to work and expect the rest of us to give them money."
Quite often they are called mentally ill people and many of those mentally ill people are veterans. Where do you go when you can't hold a job and therefore can't pay rent? Who treats your illness when you can't even take car of yourself?
Rather than see homeless people as a problem that society can solve if it tried, you'd rather just accuse them of being lazy. This promotes more myths and hatred towards the homeless and does nothing to solve the actual problem.
Your lack of compassion and understanding are qualities the disrupt my way of life because you see the world as it revolves around inconveniencing you and therefore are incapable of doing anything meaningful about solving problems. It puts a greater burden on those that can actually do something other than whine.
Obviously, I didn't finish your list.
11. Backstabbers. People who will say and / or do anything to get ahead of you. Either they badmouth other people to their superiors, or else they befriend you and then turn at the first moment of convenience.
I agree with all of your points but not with number 8. I am a LEGAL alien in Australia but believe me, it is not as straightforward as you put it. There are many, many issues that drive someone to enter your country illegally. Seriously.
Agreed.
trying to start a flame war . I like it
What's the deal with airline food?
I cannot believe that this judgement can be done by a pathetic, narrowminded blog-nerd. Get a life, dude. You don't know shiat about it.
11. Bloggers that are whiney lusers.
I agree! Also add to that crack whores/welfare abusers...same difference to me.
you are a complete and total moron
good shit.
This is the most comprehensive commiseration I've ever read! Excellent!
11. People who bitch all the time because other people piss them off.
People who ask for advice that they don't want!!!
Heads up, this blog has been farked!
This blog has been farked!
I wonder how someone "attributes" money.
I bet grammar and spelling nazis would be number 11. Count me amongst them when commenting on an article. If you want to have people take your writing seriosuly, you need to seriously edit it.
11. The Webmaster of Suspiration.
well done
11. whiney, self-righteous bloggers
7. News Media. Why can't they just report the news that is important to us. I really don't care which celebrity broke up with who.
Then watch Public Television.
STFU
Just in case - You are not really insecure of yourself? Why didn't you enable your comments, then??? Coward. You're not NORMAL and your blog sucks like all blogs suck.
Actually, this is all just one kind of person - the Californian.
You forgot ignorant, drug-dealing, hub-cap spinning, speaker blaring, baby-making, welfare sucking crack-junkies.
Or, as we call them in my neighborhood - Black people.
you forgot to hate people who put lists on thier blog of people they hate.
9. Mr. or Ms. Important. The world does not revolve around you.
So what you're saying is that you annoy yourself?
Hey that's pretty good, although people who post pics of their kids on their web page should be No.11 :-) (I keed, I keed).
Oh, Mr. "Sticks and Stones" has comment moderation enabled... What was #5 again?
Douche.
awesome.
Your Lunar residence has been prepared, and ready for residence. Have a nice day! :-> j/k
Niggers. I don’t care if you’re white, black, Hispanic….you can be a nigger. Why? Because you are the one who doesn’t take care of yourself within society. Take a bath! Brush your teeth. Stop littering! Nigger is a synonym of an incompetent person.
To be funny you need to have more than "faggot" and "poop" in your arsenal. Maybe try jokes, or some satire... something.
You offend me.
Jacka**
You're gonna die Fedge. Eventually :)
You sir are an idiot. A whining, complaining, dumbass. Have you ever even met an illegal? Probably not. If you had, you'd notice something odd, they work harder, longer, and for less than any american alive. By in large, Americans are fat and lazy (judging by the complete lack of creativity in your post I'd say you are rather lazy as well) but illegal mexicans will pack ten people into an apartment that you wouldn't even stop to spit in. Then they send everything they make to their families. When was the last time you even called your mother?
Frankly, latins aren't the illegals you should be worried about, you dumbfuck. The illegals you need to worry about are the highly educated ones from india and china who take the jobs you actually want. So quit bitching about Latins you ignorant fuck, and start worrying about people that might actually take your job.
#8 and #10 make YOU a redneck. Therefore your list comes full circle. Congratulations.
A-mother-fucking-men.
YOU ROCK! Especially ILLEGAL immigrants. Why do so many people support illegal immigration and then refuse to support other illegal activities such as the illegal withdrawl of money from banks and illegal borrowing of the contents of their homes?
Thanks for blogging out and know that you're not alone in dealing with this list of morons!!!!
Best Regards,
Bill
damn right!
"Mexican" is a natinality. Like "American" or "Canadian". If you think it's an insult, suprise! You're racist.
That is awesome. Thank you for posting it
11. Skinny people that stereo-type; writing far reaching opinions and think they are facts. I happen to be a fat person and I do not smoke. In point of fact, nicotine is an appetite suppressant. So, more skinny people are likely to be standing in front of the building bitching about whatever skinny people bitch about. *sigh* I’m so tired of skinny, heterosexual white people that do not think before they talk.
Where are hatred and prejudice on your list?
I agree with you on all points, but your list leaves out something huge. Are racism and sexism not a problem in this country? I find it funny you define rednecks as people lacking in personal hygeine and responsibility but you don't mention intolerance, for which they are better known.
What about uber-religiousity and all of its various prejudices? I notice you use the word "faggot". Does your religion tell you that is OK? I guess that could fall under your category of hypocrisy, but it's really a big enough problem in this country it should get a category of its own.
Number 9 is you, you idiot. Nobody cares if you don't like Mexicans sending money back home to their families, or if you think the news should report more about "them terrorists are coming".
Surprise! You're a retard!
Wait...what the hell are you talking about?
You aren't, and never will, be Maddox.
#11
People who complain all the time, and make big sarcastic lists about it.
you disrupt my normal life by offering retarded and childish rantings.
grow up, kid.
I AM OFFENDED!!!! as a fat mexican fag who smokes I fid your bla-og a rude and boorish piece of tripe.
i wish it was this simple. And guess what? You're still a fag!
11. The asshats that *hire* illegal aliens. Without complicit employers, illegal aliens would have no cause to come into the US.
Number 10 is perfect. You do not have a constitutionally protected right to not be offended. Myself and two coworkers had complaints lodged against us on two seperate occasions for sexual harassment. After harassing our manager about what we had done, he admitted the complaint was for cursing! After further manager harassment, he let slip who made the complaint. It was a person none of us even knew existed until that time. We were told to stop cursing and that would be the end of it. The funny part of it happened a week later. We were having lunch with our boss and his wife, who was a manager with appxtly 50 people working for her. She thought the whole thing was so ridiculous we should fight it. In her words, this girl should "grow up and step into the real world"
I love it!
Hilarious. I've been bothered by these folks, and I have bothered others by being these folks.
I'm not offended by your comments - I think you prove your own point...
You're the redneck, racist, homophobic, intolerant cretin that you so smugly denounce in your own blog.
I guess it is true that blogs are like anal openings - everyone has one, and they all stink...
LoL! That's great. I'd like to list a few more:
12. Incompetent people in the workplace: These people have little clue as to what they are doing and instead hinder the ability of others to get their job done.
13. Mr/Mrs. Important on the Subway trains: THese people step on the train and STOP making everyone behind them have to walk around them to get on the train. They talk with their other "important" friends as loud as they can so you know they are playing golf on Sunday. They listen to their music as loud as possible so everyone knows they like crappy-main-stream-i-cant-think-for-myself music...
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